My First Reaction... was "Is he really stupid enough to think it would actually work?" My second reaction was "I'm not sure I'd want to broadcast the fact that I thought I needed them." Reuters reports that "Surprised Customer Says Penis Pills Don't Work." From the article: "In the latest case, filed on Jan. 21 in New Jersey state court, plaintiff Michael Coluzzi claimed he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of Alzare pills but 'experienced no increase in penis size,' and then was unable to collect a promised refund from manufacturer Alzare LLC of Boca Raton, Florida."